Our local Liberal MP was contacted about the New Pensioner Stealth Tax, which costs people up to 6 days' state pension benefits in their first week of retirement. His response amounted to: "Yes, it's a swindle. Yes, we know it's a swindle and lots and lots of other people have complained about it. But are we going to do anything about it? . . . Naah!"
Not so clean hands
People who ask for your data to check if your conclusions stand up aren't doing what scientists are supposed to do, namely test theories to see if they drop to bits in the light of day. No, they're evil sceptics seeking to undermine the scammer's research.
Having it all ways
It's all a question of reliability
New Labour's culture of virtual coppering has changed the face of crime in Britain. Police officers spend so long sitting down filling in forms that they are no longer capable of catching young criminals. So they are now concentrating on the elderly. Which explains why arrests of pensioners have shot up by 550% since 2006/07 and child criminals are running wild and unchecked on the streets when they're not in other people's houses, burgling.
Keep your racket to yourself, mate!
Vigilantes in action again
It really is all about the money
At last, a jury with 2 brain cells to rub together and a like-minded judge
It was filled with thieves, liars, expenses swindlers, bunglers, chancers and trough-scoffers. No one was ever to blame for the messes they created and no one was competent to fix the disasters. It opened under a proven liar, who left to feather his own next even further, and he devolved power to a man whose incompetence was exceeded only by his sense of entitlement to be prime minister. Vast amounts of public money were wasted, vast amounts of public money sloshed into the pockets of the members of the Parliament and their hangers-on. Near terminal damage was done to the British economy, Britain's standing around the world and British society. And the perpetrators of these crimes against the British nation had so little sense of shame that many of them promptly offered 5 more years of the same.
The man who managed the Sex Pistols to self-destructive notoriety has gone to his reward. He started his business career with a clothes shop on the King's Road in Chelsea and turned to the music business after helping to make the punk look fashionable. He is credited with a talent for starting trouble without having much of an idea what to do next. The Sex Pistols' lead singer, Mr. J. (Rotten) Lydon, described him as 'the most evil person on earth' and took legal action to regain control of the band. Mr. McLaren rattled on in the music world as a manager, performer and arranger, and worked with the film director Steven Spielberg. He lived by the advice of one of this art college lecturers: "It is better to be a flamboyant failure than any kind of benign success."
The Nationwide Building Society/Bank is banning withdrawals of less than £100 at its branches in an attempt to reduce the length of queues and force customers to use cash machines more. Another good way to cut queues is to do what Lloyds TSB did in Romiley close the local branch and leave the customers to fend for themselves.
Someone has to be to blame
Another Brown Slump
Shock, horror! Liberals as dirty as the rest!
Presidents Mugabe of Rhodesia and Khazi of Afghanistan have promised to send a "Joint Task Force of Liberation" to Britain if Gordon Brown 'wins' the general election by resorting to ballot box-stuffing, ballot box-losing, phantom voters and other fraudulent, power-stealing tactics.
Mr. Clegg of the Libs won't let Gordon Brown stay on as prime monster if Labour has to form a coalition with the Libs UNLESS some Libs are allowed to be ministers and/or cabinet members. In that event, all of the problems with Gordo will just melt away. Political opportunism, or what!
Labour's 10% Stealth Tax on cider is one of the early Budget casualties. The Tories wouldn't let it sneak through Parliament.
Gordon Broon expects the nation to be grateful that his government is making 'efficiency savings' of billions of pounds and not to notice that it was Labour's negligence in office which was responsible for the waste of cash in the first place.
Businessmen are finding Vince Cable's attack 'nauseating', according to a headline in theGrauniad, the newspaper kept afloat only by the massive advertising revenue it receives from the Labour government for listing huge numbers of public-sector non-jobs.
The House of Common Criminals is now closed and the former inmates are no longer allowed entry. The same cannot be said about the House of Frauds, however, as they are not subject to the whims of the electorate.
Gordon Brown is promising to end "take it or leave it" public services, which invites the question: "If they're so terrible, why did the bastard inflict that sort of public services on us in the first place?"
Is a "SamCam" some sort of surveillance system on someone called Sam?
After sending out scaremongering personalized leaflets to cancer patients, Labour has switched to sending emails begging support to doctors just like a bunch of Nigerian scammers.
The Mandelsleaze, twice booted out of the Cabinet for corruption and lucky not to have been flung into gaol for mortgage fraud, has chosen personal abuse as his principal election tactic. Not a wise course for someone with his looks & mannerisms!
right : "They don't like it up 'em, Captain Broon!"
Gordon Brown is claiming to be "The man of substance".
Labour plans to include hotpot in the refreshments on offer at its election meetings. Unfortunately, they'll be using Gordon Brown's recipe, so the hotpot will be served cold, there won't be enough to go round and there'll be no meat in it.
Back in 2003, the Global Warming Swindlers were predicting that Britain would have "a climate like Iceland's" in the 22nd century because global warming could switch off the Gulf Stream, which bathes Britain in warm water from the tropics.
All the taxpayers' cash that the government has blown on its harangues about eating "Five A Day" has been wasted. Even eating 55 portions of fruit & vegetables every day won't stop you getting cancer.
Something else to thank them for
The jobsworths building the venues for the 2012 Olympics have so little inspiration for wasting taxpayers' cash that they are planning to blow £20 million on a 'centrepiece' which looks like a fairground ride that's being sucked into a black hole.
A test of character
It's not very often that a political leaflet comes through the door which is A5 size and gets straight to the point with a message that's concise and sensible. "This country needs UKIP instead of career politicians" strikes home.
By Jove. He's right, you know!
Romiley residents have reported more phone calls from Indians with blatantly bogus names, e.g. David and Paul. They claim their company has received distress messages from the victim's computer. They announce that they are from CMS which, they claim, is a major company with 40 offices around the world, and they're all Microsoft Certified Technicians.
The gang at CERN in Switzerland are celebrating the restart of their Large Hadron Collider, which has lain broken for over a year after the grand opening day. But is it for real?
Imam H.K. Sedaghi has discovered the reason why Tehran is facing a major earthquake in the near future. It's nothing to do with the fact that the city lies at a confluence of 4 fault lines in a highly geologically active area. It's all down to women wearing revealing clothing and behaving promiscuously, the tectonic cleric has found.
In the light of the fate of Poland's "elite", who were wiped out travelling to commemorate the Russian massacre of Polish officers in the Katyn forest in 1940, record numbers of voters are offering Gordon Brown a free, one-way air ticket to Smolensk.
How do you get yourself a strike of railway voters? Just recruit an army of phantom voters, and send out ballot papers to non-existent workplaces, then look surprised in the high court when you're hauled there to explain yourself.
No profit in it?
Quiet Skies a Big Hit
Q: What's the difference between an Icelandic volcano & Gordon Brown?
No service interruption
It's the Foot & Mouth shambles all over again
"Anglo-Saxon financiers" are trying to destabilize the French government by inventing stories about affairs by both Pres. Sarko and his current missus. The head of the presidential goon squad has ordered a "War of Terror" against the rumour-mongers and Guillotine No. 13, the last surviving instrument of execution, has been hauled out of storage so that the Republic can make examples of any offenders trapped on French soil.
Sod off, you ancient technophobes!
No fly zone
At last, the Pope is a victim!
Even more reckless spending