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bottled water picThe Totally Aqueous
RLC Bottled Water Offer!!!

RLC Designer Bottled Water
is available to YOU Right Now!!!
Buy it, own it, cherish it!!!

RLC Designer Bottled Water is Guaranteed to contain Romiley tap water. What more could anyone want from an aqueous product?
   When cooled, RLC DB Water transforms from a mobile liquid to hard, solid ice! When heated, it becomes latent-energy-packed steam!
   RLC DB Water is Totally Natural and forms the basis of many of Nature's gifts, such as streams, rivers, lakes, oceans, mists, rain, snow, ice and glaciers.
   Life as we know it cannot exist without this product!

Suggested uses:

  • Slaking your thirst
  • Making ice
  • As a mouth rinse when brushing your teeth
  • Washing the car on that extra special occasion
  • Watering the garden in times of drought
  • At weddings, funerals and all life's meeting-people occasions
  • The list is endless...

Yours for the amazingly low price of £3.65 per litre.
The ideal aqueous product for all occasions!

For the full details of this and other exciting and totally bogus offers, please contact:
Romiley Literary Circle
c/o Farrago & Farrago, 10 SK6 4EG, Romiley, G.B.
Thank you!

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