@ PRISON | @ WORK |
You spend the majority of your time in a 10 X 10 cell | You spend the majority of your time in an 6 X 6 cubicle/office |
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
You get three meals a day; fully paid for | You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it |
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
You get time off for good behavior | You get more work for good behavior |
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you | You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself |
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
You can watch TV and play games | You could get fired for watching TV and playing games |
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
You get your own toilet | You have to share the toilet with some people, who pee on the seat |
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
They allow your family and friends to visit | You aren't even supposed to speak to your family |
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required | You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners |
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out | You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
@ PRISON | @ WORK |
You must deal with sadistic wardens | They are called managers |
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
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