Definitely lost the plot!
H. Harperson's Equality Bill will force councils to close fire stations, police stations and offices of other public services in middle-class areas and relocate them, at huge expense, to poor areas 'to tackle socio-economic disadvantage' and as a tactic in the tedious Brown/Harperson class war.
It's Only Taxpayers' Money
The Ministry of Justice, prop. J. Straw, has made such a total bog of arranging its maintenance contracts that:
When a light bulb goes pop at probation service offices in Cheshire, an electrician is sent on a 400-mile round trip from London to replace it;
Toilets seats in Norwich have to be repaired by a plumber sent from Brimingham;
Windows in Leicester and Lincoln have to be cleaned by an expert sent from Preston.
The Communities Sec., R. Kelly, has been using taxpayers' cash to hire a PR company run by New Labour luvvies to spread Labour propaganda and smear opponents of government plans to build thousands of homes in the south-east of England, where the infrastructure is overloaded. This practice is illegal under Whitehall rules, but legality is no longer an issue for New Labour, apparently.
A decade of disaster
According to an official audit, the 10 years of Brown Chancellorship produced the worst growth figures for the British economy since World War II. Which explains the present Brown Slump.
Yobs R Us
Labour's antisocial behaviour campaign has succeeded in spreading drunkenness, rowdiness and vandalism to 73% of the country, a Home Office survey has found.
Labour lies about tax (again)
The Office of National Statistics has caught the Chancellor, A. Darling, out in a lie about inheritance tax. He says that only 75,000 of 25 million households will have to pay this pernicious tax. The ONS says the real figure for those liable for the tax is more like 4 MILLION households.
We can't depend on getting lucky every time
The latest Islamist bomber, a Nigerian millionaire's son, who failed to blow up a Christmas flight to Detroit, was a student in London, New Labour's swamp of the world's extremists. So no surprise that he turned into a bad guy.
Say one thing, do another
Spending on NHS bureaucracy has ballooned by 50% in the 4 years since 2006, when the Department of Health pledged to CUT administration costs. Spending on management consultants has risen by over 100% in the same period. It looks like anything but patient care is New Labour's priority.
Labour in action all over the place
One part of the government set the target of getting 50% of school leavers into university. Now, Lord Sleaze is going to fine universities for trying to meet the target!
Over the last year, the wealth-consuming Public Sector has taken on 290,000 more staff getting inflated wages and gold-plated pensions, 23,000 of them in the last 3 months, while the wealth-creating Private Sector has shrunk to the tune of 723,000 jobs.
Another Labour Swindle
As a result of Labour's target culture, police forces are writing off up to 40% of violent crimes as 'no crime' to massage their figures and Home Office statistics. But in the run up to the next general election, the nation's police forces have been ordered to investigate EVERY crime to relieve public anger at Labour's failings somewhat.
You can tell the quality of people by the company they keep
New Labour is so eager to pack the UK with foreign criminals that H. Harperson wants to give Israeli war criminals immunity from arrest to encourage them to visit Britain.
Recession? Wot Recession?
The government has splurged £8 million on stress balls, Frisbees, beanie hats and other goodies bearing Labour propaganda messages.
Save today, waste tomorrow
The Ministry of Defence's policy of letty contracts run beyond their completion date is wasting BILLIONS of pounds of taxpayers' money.
As a result of New Labour's policy of dismantling border controls and welcoming any sort of immigrant, the world's most wanted criminals are all living in council housing in the London area.
Another New Labour swindle
The Chancellor's announcement that the state pension will go up by 2.5% next April has been exposed as another scam. Serps, graduated pensions and other bits and pieces, for which the pensioner has paid, will be excluded from the raise to let the Treasury claw back £350 million.
Recession? Wot Recession?
The Ministry of Justice has blown £140,000 on new ceremonial costumes for 12 senior judges.
It's only OUR money
The Ministry of Defence has GIVEN AWAY military equipment worth £100 MILLION to foreign governments over the last 5 years, so it's no wonder British troops were sent to Iraq & Afghanistan without sufficient or proper equipment.
Be proud of your Brown squanderbug
G. Brown, who put £800 BILLION on the nation's credit card, has no problem with adding another £1.5 BILLION for the Global Warming Swindlers.
More revelations about Labour's Toffs from the thieves' kitchen
Defence Minister Q. Davies claimed £20,700 for repairs to his bell tower, which makes rather a nonsense of G. Brown's claim that only Tory toffs are crooks (and only Tories are toffs). Labour MP H. Cohen, who pretends to live in a holiday caravan, put a claim for £2K on his expenses for a luxury bath at his home. A. Meale claimed a grand for a luxury garden shed.
Sacked Home Sec. J. Smiff claimed for a new TV for her husband's porn films. Gordon Brown claimed £500 for having his summer house painted and also for a 3-hour phone call to someone in Canterbury, and the whole lot of the Westminster Scroungers had a spending binge at the end of the accounting period to max out their expenses.
UPDATE It has been revealed that Gordon has been putting Mrs. Brown's phone calls on his expenses and expecting the taxpayer to pay for them.
S. Woodward, the richest MP in the universe, hired a firm of accountants specializing in 'amassing wealth' (on expenses) to max out his claims, the Balls-Coopers were working a mortgage swindle and the boy D. Milipede is a Council Tax dodger.
M. Martin, the sacked Commons Speaker, has had his Council Tax paid up to March 2010, even though he's no longer an MP, and the current Squeaker, a self-confessed sleaze-ball and the swindlers' self-appointed shop steward, is a home-flipper.
J. Scarlett, the spook who claimed authorship of the Campbell/Blair dodgy dossier on Iraq, didn't mention his two good buddies once before the Chilcott Comittee. And neither did Chilcott and his chums. So who warned them off?
Gordon Brown made noises about putting VAT up to 20% come January but when it came to the crunch, he chickened out 'because it would affect recovery' i.e. his own chances of getting out from under the consequences his Brown Slump.
The Pre-Budget Report
This farce comes down to one thing you'll be paying more tax, overt and stealth, unless you're an MP or a banker. You'll be paying out even more after the next election and paying back all the debt racked up during the Brown Slump will take 30 years while the government is wasting a fortune on vain attempts to change the Earth's climate.
New Labour "Rewards For Failure"
The senior management of the UK Border Agency, which has lost track of 40,000 illegal immigrants, are getting bonuses of £10,000 apiece. The UKBA was declared "unfit for the purpose" by the Home Sec. 3 years ago and nothing has changed since then.
The Immigration Minister, P. Woollyass, thinks the managers of the UKBA are "putting their lives on the line" and that's why they're getting the 10 grand bonus! What's he been smoking?
How's This A Saving?
Gordon Brown's latest BIG IDEA for getting us out of his Brown Slump is to take £3 BILLION out of the public services budget and spend the money on travel & jollies for civil servants and members of his government.
Brown WAS to blame
The world's most powerful banker, Mr. B. Bernauke, head of the US Federal Reserve, has named and shamed G. Brown as the cause of Britain's recession. It's all down to Brown's decision, while Chancellor, to remove the Bank of England's power to regulate banks. Hence, the collapse of the Northern Rock bank, Fred the Shred, the Lloyd's TSB takeover of the bankrupt HBoS as a favour to Brown and all the other consequences of Brown's mismanagement of the economy and dereliction of duty.
Brown police policy
The government's red tape tsar has found that coppers spend just 13% of their time out of the station and available to catch criminals. So much for G. Brown's promises to cut red tape. And now, he wants to take £145 million out of the annual policing budget, half of it from banning overtime, which is expected to reduce the street time to well below 10%.
Government by Crony
90% of the work of government is done by 1,152 unelected and unaccountable quangos, most of them staffed by New Labour's pals. So it's no wonder that Mr. Brown and his chums manage to waste so much taxpayers' cash.
A game of "chicken" lost
G. Brown has shied away from confronting the board of the Royal Bank of Scotland Britain's brokest bank, thanks to Fred 'The Shred' Goodwin's Brownian business tactics. The board is threatening to resign en masse if they're not allowed to pay bonuses to their gamblers. The Brown One is hoping that setting Harridan Harperson on the board will get him out of another tangle.
New Labour still doesn't get it
Setting targets for bank lending is going to make some dozy bankers lend money to people who can't afford to repay it just to meet a government target which is precisely what caused the sub-prime mortgage crisis in the United States.
New Labour's wimmin have ganged up to give G. Brown a handbagging to force him to abandon his plan to abolish childcare vouchers.
It's only taxpayers' cash
The bank bail-out has cost the British taxpayer £850 BILLION, which is some £200 BILLION more than the entire government machine spent last year. The loss to the nation from this policy is expected to be about £20-50 BILLION, but the actual amount won't be known for at least a decade, when all the criminals responsible for the shambles are long gone.
The last refuge of a scoundrel
When you're losing the argument, play the race card or the class card. G. Brown's general election strategy is to accuse the Tories of being toffs while hoping that no one notices that he, and most of his cabinet, had privileged upbringings and that most Labour MPs have never held a proper job in their lives and so know nothing of working class values.
Out money, reckless spending
323 public sector top managers are paid more for running their small empires than the prime minister gets for running the whole country into the ground, the Taxpayers' Alliance has found. And their list doesn't include university staff, GPs, judges and council chief executives.
The Labour party would have us believe that Mrs. Thatcher destroyed manufacturing industry in Britain during her decade in office. But surprise! Figures released by the Office of National Statistics show that during the Blair/Brown decade, the contribution to the economy from manufacturing industries declined by MORE than during the Thatcher decade.
A waste of time and money
The Office of National Statistics has found that while spending on education has doubled over the last 12 years, productivity in terms of exam results has remained unchanged. Which means that the extra BILLIONS of pounds of taxpayers' money thrown around by New Labour was wasted on bureaucracy rather than teaching.
After a duodecade of New Labour education policies and target culture scam, 40% of children leaving primary school have failed to master the 3Rs.