Security for the network used to circulate US diplomatic telegrams was slackened after people using the net complained that all the anti-abuse and anti-theft protocols were getting in their way! So there was a major leak of masses of data. This is some of the stuff showered on the world courtesy of the leaker and WikiLeaks:
 The Saudis want the US to bomb Iran to destroy its nuclear weapons. So do the US's other Arab allies and the Israelis
 Saudis are the main sources of finance for the Al Kaida terrorists
Hillary Clinton has been spying on the scroungers at the United Nations; just like everyone else, and collecting their credit card details, which doesn't sound terribly legal but hey, she's in the US government
Prince Andrew has been rude to Yanks, who objected to him accepting Arab golfing hospitality, and the jobsworths who try to sabotage British deals by attempting to frustrate the essential process of bribery and corruption
The Yanks have been spying on British MPs, especially the homophiles, and they don't think much of D. Cameron
China is sponsoring cyber-terrorists to hack everyone in sight
The US thinks Turkey is an unreliable NATO ally because the divided leadership is full of Islamists
The Yanks are okay with the Yemeni government claiming US drone strikes against terrorist camps as its own work
The Yanks think Italian leader S. Berlusconi is a joke prime minister who does too much partying and not enough sleeping, Russian president D. Medvedyev is Robin to current P.M. V. Putin's Batman, Putin thinks he's a cross between Hitler, Stalin, Ghengis Khan and a gay pride cheerleader, Iran is a fascist state and Pres. Dinnerjacket behaves like he's Hitler, Pres. Sarko of France is a busted flush with superiority complex, Kanzler Merkel of Germany is boring and interested only in deals which give Germany a profit, Pres. Khazi of Afghanistan is weak and paranoid, and interested only in stories about conspiracies against him, Pres. Mugabe of Zimbabwe is a crazy old man, and Kim Jong-il, Blessed Leader of N. Korea, is an ailing nutter
The Yanks also thought Gordon Brown is a nutter, just like the rest of us
The Yanks are looking for a dumping ground for its terrorist suspects @ Guantanamo Bay, offering Brownie points to any country which will take them, e.g. Slovenia and Belgium
Terrorists are as likely to get nuclear materials for dirty bombs from Pakistan as from the former Soviet empire due to bad security in Pakistan.
The Afghan government is corrupt not only from top to bottom, but also from side to side
The KGB's successors in Russia are using the Russian Mafia gangs for their criminal operations and other dirty work
China thinks the North Koreans are a bunch of attention-seeking deadlegs, but as they're China's deadlegs, the waxworks are going to continue to give them pocket money unless it become politically profitable to ditch the deadlegs
Russia has bought Italy; at least PM Putin has bought PM Berlusconi with sweetheart deals and the Italian Mafosi are now blood brothers with their Russian counterparts
The end of the Cold War had made no difference to the level of Russian espionage attempts against the West
The Russians are arming Georgian separatists as part of a campaign to annex members of the former Soviet empire into the current Russia
Sometime KGB boss and current Russian PM V. Putin probably okayed the murder of former KGB agent A. Litvinchenko via a plot which left a radioactive trail right across Europe
Putin has "more cash than soft mick" stashed out of Russia in his secret bank accounts, just like any 3rd world dictator
The US put New Labour in its place when the Milipede got antsy over spy flights from the UK airbase on Cyprus
Romanians are a bunch of wild animals
Merv King, the governor of the Bank of England, masterminded the 2008 bail-out of the banks, not some lying git called Broon.
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