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The Ups & Downs of Global Warming Swindling in 2009, Part 2
Satellite data compiled at the University of Huntsville show that global temperatures have fallen back to the level they were at 30 years ago, when the measurements began. Which is not exactly the runaway global warming that the computer models cherry-picked by the Global Warming Swindlers at the United Nations predicted.
When one of President O'Bama's senior policy analysts suggested an independent review of the science behind the man-made global warming swindle involving carbon dioxide, he was told that it is now impossible to change what is no official policy, even if it's wrong and taking the country to catastrophe.
Senator S. Fielding, an independent in the Australian Senate, was invited to join the "consensus", so he asked the new Labour government 3 questions:
The accuracy of the models used to 'prove' that there is a global warming catastrophe in the offing is a constant source of embarrassment to the Global Warming Swindlers. The big problem is that climate conditions change chaotically, and the current models are unable to handle conditions of 'forcing' and 'feedback' which do not remain constant.
If global temperatures are dropping but the level of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere isn't, how can CO2 be blamed for rising temperatures? Clearly, other factors are involved.
If CO2 caused the late 20th century global temperature rise, what caused the much bigger rises in the past, such as the Mediaeval warming period (see graph above), and why did global temperatures DROP after World War II when use of fossil fuels boomed?
Official climate models don't work for very long (see the above item) or the results are deliberately rigged to produce a desired outcome (see the 'Hockey Stick' graph above). So why should we believe governments which demand carbon taxes and sustainable energy taxes because, the lying bastards claim, these taxes will save the planet?
The British government thinks that people who make home improvements, like installing double glazing, should pay more Council Tax because they're too rich. This government also thinks that people who don't make these improvements are energy-guzzlers, who ought to pay more Council Tax, stamp duty and inheritance tax because they're killing the planet.
The people of Cornwall have come up with an interesting slant on climate change. Their average temperature is more than 2 deg.C higher that the average in the north-east of England, which proves that Cornwall is already a victim of Global Warming. So the inmates of Cornwall reckon that they should be exempt from taxes which, the government claims, will prevent global warming.
The British government wants to reverse its scheme providing free concessionary bus travel for the over 60s because people are using buses instead of their cars. Which is rather strange after the millions of taxpayers' cash which the government has blown on trying to persuade motorists to use public transport on bogus environmental grounds.
Boffins at the Grant Institute, Edinburgh University and the US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration have realized that the current focus on messing about with global temperatures is a recipe for disaster. There is a real danger that global warming swindlers going for an 'easy way out' will blow vast amounts of other people's money on measures which will end up reducing rainfall, causing extensive droughts and making life on Earth a whole lot worse.
The Met Office forecast a barbeque summer for 2009. Wrong! They predicted an 'average' summer for 2008, which had one of the wettest summers on record. They did no better in 2007. But hey, there's a Labour government, which rewards failure, and the Met Office staff are getting bonuses because their targets, set by that Labour government, don't include getting their forecasts right and they're plugged in to the megabucks available from the UN for all those who are creating the Global Warming myth.
The Group of 8 gang of world leaders has decided, for no particular reason, that the average temperature of the Earth shouldn't rise more than 2 deg.F above the present level. The original plan for achieving this involved cutting carbon emissions. This is expensive, a total waste of time and money, but it has the advantage of doing nothing damaging to the planet.
Everyone is wondering how much the Chinese government paid T. 'Smug Bugger' Blair to say they appear to be committed to cutting their emissions of greenhouse gases and should be given lots of money by Western countries.
While their politicians posture with the Global Warming Swindlers, the German people have shown their true instincts via their wallets. They bought up vast numbers of incandescent light bulbs ahead of the EU's pointless ban because they prefer their light to that from fluorescent bulbs.
10:10 Launched This Month
The boy Milipede, D. is taking his festival fringe show on the road. Britain's teenage foreign secretary is hoping to wow audiences with his climate change predictions and tales of alligators in the swamps of Sweden and camel trekking across the deserts of southern Spain and France.
This month, the cabinet of the Maldives government issued a photograph of a meeting held 20ft underwater to pretend that the islands are at risk from rising sea-levels.
Around 20% of the United States of America became covered by the greatest October snowfalls for ages. Records which were set as long ago as the 1920s have tumbled. This is the third year in succession that winter has started with unusually large amounts of snow across the world.
"For the planet, there is no Plan B," G. Brown reckons in an official leak of a speech on climate change. Unfortunately, there is no Plan A, either. Just Global Warming Stealth Taxes applied by dishonest politicians, who know they can do nothing helpful for either the planet or its residents.
Pulling a Leg off the Ant Won't Save the Planet
What do you get when some genius starts mucking around with the weather? If the geniuses are Chinese, you get a bunch of 'experts' trying to end a drought by making rain but giving Beijing its earliest dose of snow for 10 years by mistake and clogging up the airport.
Melting ice at the Antarctic has created new areas of open sea the size of Wales around the continent over the last 50 years. But these areas have been colonized by carbon-absorbing blooms of phytoplankton, which sink to the sea bed when they die off and trap 3.5 million metric tons of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere every year. You don't hear that inconvenient truth from the GW Swindlers!
The European Union wants everyone to use Compact Fluorescent Lamps instead of incandescent bulbs on bogus environmental grounds.
Global Warming is getting so bad . . . that icebergs warnings are in force for shipping around Australia & New Zealand. Some of the bits are 500 feet long and they are getting so far north thanks to a combination of cold weather and favourable ocean currents.
Emails hacked from the Climate Change Research unit at the University of East Anglia suggest that there has been a sustained campaign over more than the last decade to spin data to support the "man-made global warming" swindle and dodge requests for access to the unfiddled data under the Freedom of Information Act. Worse, the CRU has been cherry-picking the data for UN reports so that they include only figures which support their cause and exclude inconvenient truths.
The head of the Climate Research Unit at East Anglia University will be standing down during an investigation of the decade of emails hacked from his department. Although the emails show a culture of suppression of data which disproves man-made global warming, systematic distortion of data to 'prove' this basic theological element of the global warning swindlers' religion and tricks to prevent the release of data to Freedom of Information requests, the outcome of the investigation is expected to be nothing more drastic than the application of a couple of pints of greenwash.
The Copenhagen conference will cost £130 million and generate as much carbon dioxide as the whole of Afghanistan generates over the same period.
Arguing over whether to limit the global warming temperature rise to 1.5 deg.C, or let it go on to 2 deg.C, has little point when the argifyers have ZERO control over the Earth's climate because they don't know how it works and they can't control how much energy the Sun puts out, El Nino and all the other variables.
The Ausssie prime monster and his local Greens are in an ass-kicking contest over global warming. One prime area of embarrassment for them is Australia's role as the world's biggest exporter of coal, which produces the dreaded carbon dioxide when burnt. But the Global Warming Swindlers are predicting that Australia will become too hot to be habitable in the next 50 years. So problem solved if it happens.
Who's unpopular right now and a soft target? Easy! Bankers. Okay, let's make them pay for our Global Warming Swindles, PM Broon and Pres Sarko have decided. Brilliant, or what?
Climate hooligans have replaced soccer hooligans as a major headache for police forces around the world. Danish police have made hundreds of arrests around the Global Warming Swindlers' conference in Copenhagen and damage to the city centre is being counted in millions of euros.
If you ever wanted proof that all these carbon emission permits and trades are a scam, here's the proof – Tony Blair is setting up another of his secretive companies so that he can get involved in Global Warming Carbon Swindles.
Serial Global Warming Swindler Al Gore has been caught out in another lie at Copenhagen. He declared that the North Pole could be completely ice-free during summer in the next decade.
British steelmaking jobs are going to India and the amount of carbon dioxide emitted into the atmosphere will stay the same. Why? Because Dr. R. Pachauri, Chairman of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, is also the director general of the Tata Energy Research Institute, which is funded by the Indian steel company Tata, which owns the British steel industry and which is the beneficiary of the scam.
China is getting the blame for the failure at Copenhagen of the world's Global Warming Swindlers to ruin the West's economies. China is also getting a certain amount of praise for standing up to the swindlers.
The French president has been booted in the nuts by his country's constitutional council. His Global Warming Swindle carbon tax has been declared unfair and designed to punish little people and exempt big business. While the British establishment sees nothing wrong with letting that happen her, parts of the French establishment are clearly made of sterner stuff.
Shock Jock undone In October 2009, G. Brown told the nation that "we have 50 days to save the world". But the 50 days have come and gone, and the world is still here. So could it be that the Brown bungler was telling another Labour Weapons of Mass Destruction-style lie?