Abdication holiday from being King
Advertcation “If only!” say the nation's TV viewers, BBC included
Awaycation break from being stuck @ home
Certification holiday spent filling in forms
Communication holiday spent nattering to other people
Confiscation what thieves do for holiday entertainment
Cruisecation ship holiday like what it says on the brochure
Daiverse poem by a Welshman
Daivercity where the poetic Welshman lives
Doughcation urge to be a bank clerk
Duplication holiday for someone with a split personality
Education go somewhere to learn something
Eradication seeing off the Chinese plague
Escapecation getting away from it all
Fabrication time off to indulge in an orgy of DIY
Foecation the enemy's HQ
Fornication sea, sand and especially sex
Hoecation an allotment holiday
Homecation Can’t afford a break? Pretend it’s only the mass of rules stopping you
Implication “holiday” spent explaining things to dim people
Indication sign made with fingers, sometimes two, sometimes one
L'eaucation the seaside
Lenscation not wearing your specs for vanity reasons
Modification see Fabrication
Nocation staying @ home to avoid being ripped off by holiday host spivs
or too busy to go on holiday or “I think I'm lost”
Obfuscation enjoying bamboozling people with double-talk
Pingcation stuck at home because a plague-carrier walked past you
Pocation where the ‘gazunder’ goes
Relocation break spent looking in vain for somewhere you like
Rowcation the Thames on Boat Race day
Sailcation what used to be a cruise
Scumcation break from Labour deputy leader A. Rayner's whinges
Sewcation a tailor's shop
Simplification see Implication
Staycation getting away from home without leaving the country
Toolcation holiday from DIY jobs
Veaucation 1. a calling to the sea 2. a calling to the veal trade
Vindication boozy holiday or giving up wine
Woecation a rather miserable place
Workcation looking busy but actually doing bugger all
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